Homies Figures 7

Homies Figures 7

Homie series 7 - Complete Set

Complete set og Homies series 7

Abuela - homie series 7

What is a traditional Homie family without Abuelita. Nobody cooks with more love than Bobby Loco`s Abuelita. Knowing how Loco loves his tortillas, she still rolls them by hand. She also make the best Chile, frijoles, and every other kind of Mexican dish you can name...from lengua (cow tongue) to tripas (guts). Abuelita is like a second mother to Loco. She raised him from a lil Vato to the Big Homie he is now. Abuelita loves to see the Homies eat good. Whenever they come over...they don`t dare leave without eating. If they don`t have seconds...she gets insulted. As sweet as she is...she has been known to become violent. She can throw her tortilla roller with extreme accuracy.
Abuelita is a very extreme Catholic and prays daily to La Virgen de Guadalupe. She asks her to relay her prayers to her son Jesucristo. She prays that the Lord keep Loco and the other Homies safe. She prays for an end to the violence in the Barrio. She prays that Satan stays away with his drugs and hatred. She prays that the angels protect her grandson Loco and her other MiJOS (Hollywood, Smiley and Pelon) that she has come to treat like her own grandchildren.

Big Foot - homie series 7

Big foot is in charge of the yard over at Dr, Bombas Homie Junk Yard. You need a transmission...he`ll go pull you one out of the thousannds of old cars on the lot. Want a dashboard for a 63 Impala...we got it. Give up locating that rare quarter window for a 47 fleetmaster convertable...he`ll get it. Bigfoot stands about 6 foot 11 inches. He`s even taller than Sir Lurch...who is only 6 foot 5. He wears a size 20 shoe. He can carry an entire engine block on one shoulder and a 53 nomad quarterpanel on the other. Big foot can remove a transmission or straighten out a bent bumper with his bare hands.

Big Red - homie series 7

Big Red runs the Chopper store called Biker Bros Choppers. He is a famous bike customizer and has built bikes for various celebrities. Big Red is real close with Wolfe...the two of them are riding partners. Big Red claims he is a direct decendent of Leif Erickson the famous viking. Who knows...you can disagree with him if you want...just be ready to defend yourself. He`s pretty serious about the royal viking blood running through his veins. Other than the fact that he loves a good brawl now and then...after a few dozen brewskies... Big Red is usually a pretty happy guy.

Brandy - homie series 7

Brandy is head Cheerleader at Homie High School. Her and her homegirls, Candy and Sandy lead the baddest Cheerleader squad in California. They are defending State champions and back down to no one. Brandy is a level 8 gymnast with an attitude. She takes her cheerleading to an extreme. Who said cheerleaders ain't down? Not Brandy. The Homie High cheerleader squad has placed in every state championship in the last 5 years. Yep, them rich high schools from the valley and from the burbs may have some serious squads, but the homegirls from Homie High demand respect.. They can do the leaps, the tumbles, and the somersaults, just like the other girls, but with that special Latin flava. There ain't no shame to your game, when you strive to be the best at whatever you do, can't nobody break you down. And let me tell you Homies, Brandy is the best at what she does.

Bubbles - homie series 7

Bubbles was given this name by her Homies for her bubbly personality. Bubbles is a marketing manager for a rapidly growing toy company. Having started as a temp sent in to replace an employee that got canned, she made quite an impression on her boss. She was eventually offered a permanent position as sales assistant. She started helping with trade shows and is now in charge of all sales and marketing. Seems her personality is a great sales tool. Bubbles wants to eventually start her own business...and is waiting for the right time. Her homegirls are proud of her...cuz she`s making her dreams come true. She knows the time for Chicana and Latina women to step up is now...and she plans on doing exactly that.

China Doll - homie series 7

Chinadoll works at the number one Chinese food restaurant in Barrio Quien Sabe. It is called One-Hung-Ho-Me Chinese Food. They make the best Chow Mein, fried Rice, Almond Chicken and Mushi and Sweet and Sour Pork you've ever tasted. Just don't make fun of China Dolls Chinese accent when you order. If you do, the chef and owner Ho Me will make a SPECIAL Won Ton Soup for you. out back. All of the Homies eat there when they crave Chinese food. Especially Hollywood. He eats there every week. He orders his favourite dish, The Chinadoll Special for takehome.

Culebra - homie series 7

Culebra...meaning Snake is the name given to this Homiegirl. As a kid her and some of the Homiegirls were playing at a construction site up in the suburbs. They turned over some plywood and there was a rattlesnake underneath. Culebra was bitten repeatedly before a construction worker was able to bash the snakes head in with a shovel. It was at that moment that the spirit of the snake entered Culebras soul and became a part of her. She fell into a delirious coma for weeks before being revived by a Shaman (an Indian religious priest). Culebra now has visions and is able to see into the future and read dreams. Being a Native American girl, this type of thing is known to happen in their cultural legends.

Half a Homie - homie series 7

An incredibly gifted writer...half a Homie has now blown up off the
charts...and is playing to sold out concerts from coast to coast. Haven taken this name when he lost his main Homeboy Z-Mix a few years back...he claims his success nor his life will never be whole without his padner...may he rest in peace. Its been a rough road to the top. Once caught up in a bad record deal...he thought he`d never get his break. Then Payday discovered him and threw down his beats and produced his first album. Now he`s getting phat paid and the rest is history.
Half a Homie never travels without an entourage. He knows there are haters out there. He keeps security with him at all times. He will never forget the day he and his Homie were shot up by some fools they battled, and he had to watch him die in his arms in a dirty parking lot. That is where he lost his right eye. They both new they were living the thug life...but damn...why did it have to go down like that. All the bling-bling, all the wild honeys, all the new-found posse...he would give it all back in a minute if he and Z Mix could make music together...like they used to. As he looks around at all the strangers around him...he realizes...true Homies are hard to find...and withou Z-Dawg, he will always be only...Half-a-Homie.

La Muerte - homie series 7

This is the Homie I don`t want you to meet...La Muerte..(death). We will all eventually have to deal with him on his terms. When this vato comes
knockin...you better have your things in order. I`m talking about not only your physical things and possesions...but also, your heart and soul needs to be straight with the man upstairs. Get the hate and violence out of your heart...it blackens the soul. Learn to love and respect others, and care about the gift of life given God has given us. So many of our Homies are taken from us at such a young age...and so many tears are shed in their memory. To all the Homies taken by la Muerta...may you rest in peace...and to those living...cherish life...its precious.

Lady Joker - homie series 7

Jokawild has a sophisticated Lady and her name is Lady Joker. Her flaming purple hair makes her stand out in any crowd. Lady Joker works as a fashion supermodel in Los Angeles. Jokawild met her at the Homie Hot Spot nightclub when she was doing a charity modelling gig. That is also where she met Gata. Lady Joker wears the baddest clothes, and particularly loves the clothes designed by Gata...her personal designer. Lady Joker and Gata want to start their own line of womenâ€(tm)s
sexy-wear, targeted to be marketed at Victorias Secret.

Live Wire - homie series 7

During the day...Live Wire is the car stereo hook up dude that works at that large stereo and electronics store in the barrio. By night he is the guy that removes them. Having refined his skills supplying stereos for all of his Homies out on the street, he is the master at removing and hooking up stereos. There isn't a stereo, or C.D. player he cannot remove. He has even been known to remove stereos from cars that have satellite controlled super expensive alarm systems. When he rips off stereos he will sometimes replace the stereos with a different cheaper one...just to blow their owners minds. Live wire also hooks up alarms...to help you keep thieves like him out of your car. But unfortunately, if Live Wire wants your car stereo...there's not really much you can do to stop him.

Lonely Boy - homie series 7

Lonely boy started drinking in Elementary School. He used to be the class clown that made everyone laugh. He was like Mr. Popular. It was real funny watching him go thru the day with his buz on. His drinking continued on thru his High School years, where he began drinking like a fish. He would act the fool at parties and stuff. Once he even threw up all over his date in Silk`s lo-ride. Where he was once real popular...now no one was asking him to kick it with them on weekends. It used to be funny to stagger around drunk and laughing when they were teenagers...it ain`t so funny anymore...now its a damn shame. The Vato is no longer Mr. popular...now he`s just plane ol` Lonely Boy.

Mamasota - homie series 7

Watcha Homies...Mamasota is hittin the clubs! She`s kind of a big Homegirl with a big attitude. She just knows she looks good when she steps out. Even though Mamasota is a plus size, she prefers to shop at the petite stores. So what if a roll or two hangs out of her clothing...if you don`t like it...quit checking her out.

Mariachi Pedro - homie series 7

Mariachi Pedro is part of the group Los Mariachis de Barrio Quien Sabe. They consist of 4 brothers, Pedro, Pablo, Pancho, and Paco. They grew in the barrio and have played countless Baptismos, First Holy Communions, Quinceneras, weddings, birthday parties, anniversaries, fiestas, and county fairs. They even play at restaurants, grand openings, and an occasional Oscar De La Oya fight. They are one of the top mariachi groups in the southwest,and have even won the mariachi festival competition several times. To get these vatos to come to sing and play at your function...you have to book months in advance...and for 500 dollars and hour, you better be ready to fork over some feria...Mariach Pedro and his brothers don't play cheap..

Morena - homie series 7

This Homiegirl is La Morena. The Homies call her this because she is dark skinned. Morena's family is a originally from the Dominican Republic. Morena is trying to get into acting, which is why she moved to Los Angeles from New York. In the meantime she works at a trendy restauran and shopping boutique on Melrose Ave. She sees a lot of Hollywood stars there and successful producers come through. There are a lot of anorexic looking starlets and hunky pretty boys going in there all the time. They 're all trying to get noticed by some hotshot producer casting for a new part. While most of these girls may weigh 110 pounds have large breast implants and artificial suntans, she feels she can still stand out with her caramel coloured skin and her full curvy Latina body, and her charming personality. Oh yeah...she's talented too...she has a drama degree from the Juilliard School in New York. In the meantime she stays in an apartment in the Barrio with a few of the Homiegirls...always looking for the next curtain call or audition.

Mr Frosty - homie series 7

While El Paletero works the barrio in his little walking cart. Frosty rolls thru da hood on Daytons, driving a full blown custom ice cream truck, with side to side-front to rear hydraulics. His small family owned ice cream business is called Frozen Funk Ice Cream. When the kids hear his Old School Parliment Funkadelic music blasting down their street...they know it's time to Get the frozen funk in their face.

Nurse Nena - homie series 7

Nena is an example of a Homegirl taking charge of her life. For many years she was deeply in love with her man Tony (Tonto). Tonto used to get in trouble alot. When they were teenagers it didn`t seem so bad. He would get popped jacking cars, selling a little mota...an occasional fight. He would go to Juvee, do a few weeks, promise to straighten out, then do it again. After he turned 18 the punishments got harder. The judicial system now treated Tonto like an adult and wern`t playing anymore. Tonto was soon in County Jail. After he`d get out he`d promise to go straight...get into some stuff and then go back. Eventually he ended up in the big house doing a nickel. She waited for him for five more years. She was raising their 3 kids while on welfare, always staying home and true to him...never going out with her Homegirls n not having any social life at all. Whenever she`d visit Tonto in jail all he`d do was scream and b___at her and vent his frustrations at her. He told her she was a lousey mother because their kids were slipping in school and getting into a little trouble. He accused her of cheating on him and not being a down down for him. She would inevitably leave crying and continue to wait for Her Vato.

Eventually Tonto got out. Nena thru a welcome home party for him with all the Homies coming over. But Tonto never showed as he hooked up with some of his old felonious friends, (that he wasn`t supposed to be around), and they went to a strip bar and got wasted (which according to his parole, he wasn`t supposed to be doing). He finally showed up at his welcome back party all drunk and Tonto and started making a scene with Nena, slapping her around in front of the Homies. Big Loco stepped in and regulated him, but the damage was done. The next day the police raided the pad and busted Tonto. Seems him and his felonious friends robbed were thrown out of the strip bar for assaulting the strippers, and later came back and shot up the place. The judge sentenced Tonto to another ten years in Quilmas...(San Quentin).

So once again Nena is on her own with the three kids. Big Loco told her she didn`t need to play that game and that she should take charge of her own life. He helped her enroll in a government funded nursing program. It took a few years of hard work and determination, but with the help of her family and Homies...she was able to pull it off. She divorced Tonto, and is now completely off of the welfare. She moved out of Tonto`s parent`s house, and has a little apartment of her own. Her jitos are doing better in school and she now has something she never had before...self esteem and independence. Orraaallleeee Nurse Nena...what a Ruca!!!

Oh yeah and Tony Tonto? Well you see Big Loco sent word into the joint that Tonto will not ever try and contact Nena again...and he won`t.

Painter - homie series 7

Painter is the close Homie of Dreamer who is no longer with us. Painter
worked close with Dreamer on most of his mural projects. He knew Dreamer`s style like no one else. When dreamer started floating off in dreamland, coming up with wild scenes in his head to draw...Painter could share the vision. While not as creative and imaginative as Dreamer was, Painter is a master at anatomy, color, composition and surface rendering. You young artists need to learn about this stuff...they teach it in art school. There`s more to being an artist than just drawing tattoo style art in pen and pencil.
He could make grass look good enough to lay in. He could paint water real enough to swim in. He could paint a lowrider that looked so real you could see the layers of candy in the paint. He could paint women so real you wanna...well...never mind....you get the picture. Painter still communicates with Dreamer on a spiritual level... Its an artist thing.

Paisa - homie series 7

Need some snakeskin Cowboy boots? Need a Ranchero Cowboy hat? Need an imported white Guayavera from Cuba? Need some Mexican gold jewelry real cheap? Need some bootleg Norteno, Mariachi, or Banda musica...this is your Hombre. Paisa and his Familia run most of the best booth locations at the indoor mercado and flea maket. No one sets up there without going thru him and his four brothers. They also run a lot of the mercados and carniceras set up along Guadalupe blvd. Their close ties to their huge Familia in Mexico allow them to get stuff at a real good price, and they like to pass on the saving you!

Peloquero and Lil Chino - homie series 7

Peloquero is the official Homies barber (Peloquero). Having honed his skills while being the personal barber for Carlos Caca Molinar, the head of a huge latin American drug cartell, ...Peloquero is in now in hiding. The Feds and DEA have broken up the cartel and the various heads are now on trial. The Feds want Peloquero to testify against them, because they figure as Carlos`s barber, he knows a lot of incriminating information.
Peloquero would never testify because he knows that would be suicide. He knew the business he was in. He used to fly in private jets, roll around in private stretch limos, party down with Carlos the Caca on his private
yacht...all this while always in the company of an endless supply of fine babes. He looked the other way as Carlos dealt his caca all over the North Central and South American continents. He figured he was innocent of any wrong...he wasn`t a dealer... just a barber. Problem is that Carlos now wants him dead. Nothing personal...he always liked Peloquero...its just business. He`s afraid the Feds will turn him and make him a snitch.
So Peloquero is hiding out in the Barrio from both the feds and the cartell. He pays his bills by cutting hair for the Homies. Most of the Homies know his past and like to tease him about it. Worm uses his past to get free haircuts. He threatens to rat him out if he doesn`t give him freebies. Peloquero tells the other Homies that one day his scissors are gonna slip and Worm is gonna have a haircut accident.
Lil Chino: Lil Chino is a champion kick-boxer orginally from Nicaragua. He
is totally loked out and will fight anyone, any size, and in any arena. He
enters every ultimate no holds barred fighting tournament he can. He`s taken on boxers, crazy bikers, big nightclub bouncers, huge cornfed rednecks from the mountains, Chinese Japaneese and Korean martial Artists, wrestlers, Thai kick boxers, ninjas and even a pissed of Buddhist Monk and a Sumo wrestler. Lil Chino fears no one! But he has to get his fade on...so he looks good in the ring. And no one does it like El peloquero. Oh yeah...by the way...Palequero is gay...just deal with it...the Homies do.

Shadow - homie series 7

Shadow is a mysterious Homie. He never really says much so I can`t tell you much about him. He just kinda lurks around in the shadows with a moody expression on his face. He prefers to be left alone...so he is. He does know everything that goes on in the neighborhood...because he is always lurking around watching everything that happens.

Silent - homie series 7

Silent don`t say much. He just observes. He`s cool like dat. He notices
things the other Homies miss. He just checks things out...all day long.
When you ask him something he just gestures, winks, nods, shakes his
head, etc. Besides...its hard to speak when your mouth is the size of a
marble. Its cool though...at least Silent is a good listener...so the Homies
are always dropping their problems on him...especially when they really
don`t want to hear someone elses advice.

Sly Girl - homie series 7

Sexy and sly. How else do you describe Sly Girl? She finds it easy to get what she wants. She manipulates her friends to get it for her. She's actually very intelligent...she is attending community college, and hopes to get to a big-time university like USC someday. She wants to be a personal injury lawyer. You see...she doesn't really want to change her community or help the other Homies...she just want's to get paid. For now she uses her Sly skills to get gifts, clothes, jewellery, boyfriends, even a car...

So remember Homies...if you ever fall down in a mall and break something, or if that oil refinery in your hometown releases a cloud of toxic waste over your house, or has a big fire...someday you can dial 1-800-slygirl...and you can get paid too!

Tortuga - homie series 7

Tortuga is a homie with a bit of a bad posture. He has walked that way since he was a lil Vato. His mama used to tell him, Straighten up! You look like a Tortuga (turtle)! He even crawled like a turtle. He was this little ball of a baby with a head that just swivelled around on his neck. He rarely even moved and would only eat lettuce and water. I think that because he never ate Meat or Milk products his bones never developed properly. Or maybe it's because God just wanted to make him look like a turtle!